WEIRD NEWS: Florida Man Gets Dirty With His Girlfriend

A Florida man was arrested and charged with criminal mischief for getting a little too dirty with his girlfriend — but it’s not what you may think.

20-year-old Hunter Mills asked his girlfriend to meet him at the site of an excavation company that sells things like topsoil. When she arrived, he greeted her in a front-end loader and proceeded to dump a load of dirt on the car. The dirt caused scratches to the vehicle and also covered the interior because the window was open.

Police say Mills confessed to the dirty deed and said he did it because he wanted the woman to stay away from him. (The Smoking Gun)

Hot Takes:

  • That’s a dirty trick.
  • The car doesn’t even belong to the girlfriend. It’s owned by someone else.
  • The police report suggests that the 20-year-old may actually still be in high school.