A Florida woman raised holy hell after breaking into a Baptist church and trashing the joint, before being detained by cops who said she was speaking in tongues — and not in a good way.
Anissa Jo Brown was collared and cuffed by cops responding to a 911 call that reported a strange woman bashing at the door of the Florida Highlands Baptist Church. The officers found the 43-year-old inside the church, surrounded by piles of stuff she was planning to steal. When the deputies tried to question Brown, they hit a brick wall, since she would only speak “gibberish” and ramble on about conspiracy theories surrounding modern American politics.
A search showed that Brown had swiped four bags of clothing, a baby stroller and baby seat attachment, as well as a plastic container containing arts and crafts items valued at $50, and a red backpack containing aluminum foil. (Ocala Star-Banner)
